Ugh. Emma Watson is even more perfect than we thought

Perfectly beautiful and British Emma Watson, who looks like a goddamn fairy when she has short hair, has graced the cover of Teen Vogue this month. And get this, she is also a minimalist when it comes to fashion. "I've got about eight pairs of shoes and that's it," she said in an interview with Radio Times, where she discussed the excess in Paris Hilton's closet in promotion of her new film The Bling Ring.

"She could never wear all of those clothes and half of them were brand new and still had the price tag on," Watson said of Hilton's extravagance. "But I suppose she just bought them to have them. We've all bought things on impulse but that's an entirely different thing," Watson continued. "It's almost like consumerism as a form of kleptomania." Well, yeah Emma. But if I looked like Audrey Hepburn and Natalie Wood had a baby I would probably also be cool with eight pairs of shoes (plus they would all be Christian Loubitins.)

I love the cover of the mag as she kind of looks like a bad ass with her slicked back hair and showing her freckles loud and proud. She also talks about how she even managed to injure herself while just filming a party scene and not actually attending an actual party. "We were doing a scene in a nightclub," she recalled, "and this girl accidentally put her stiletto through my toe! And the crazy thing is, I had so much adrenaline going through my system that I just kept dancing until, finally, I looked down at my foot and saw the blood."

I wish I could say when I got stepped on by high heels (and this seemed to happen every weekend for a month) I also was so high on adrenaline that I continued to keep dancing but that was so not the case. Bitching and weeping started immediately. And the person who probably stepped on me was wearing like Aldo pumps. If you are going to get mutilated by a shoe it should at least be a really good one.

P.S. I loved these multi-pattern dresses she is clear a big fan of