Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Is it wrong that I just want to go on Survivor to get really skinny?

Well that and you get an awesome tan and suddenly everyone looks good in a bandana (or actually I think they give them tube tops that they look great in because they are so skinny and then bonus they can wear them as headbands). But mostly I would do it for the weight loss and the leadership/development of self skills of course. But again, mainly I would do it because you get super skinny and get street cred for peeing pretty much anywhere. Plus Survivor might have been the only time I took Elizabeth Hassleback seriously.

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